Offtopic - Fake IPL Names List

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Calypso King - Chris Gayle
Castro - Fidel Edwards
Appam Chutiya- Sreeshanth
Lordie - Sourav Ganguly
Lord Almighty - Sourav Ganguly
Aila = Sachin Tendulkar
Little Monster - Sachin Tendulkar
Badasha Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan
Vinnie Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan
Little John - Ishanth Sharma
Style bhai - Murali Kartik
Mangal Pandey- L R Shukla
Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh
Bubblee Bantli - Preity Zinta
Bunty= Ness Wadia
Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty
Little Sister - Shamita Shetty
Deegrah Pathan - Irfan Pathan
Bhooka Naan - John Buchanan
Skipper - Brendon Mccullam
Phoren Babas - Brendon McCullum, John Buchanan
Gilli Danda - Ashok Dinda
Bangla Tiger - Mortaza
Junta Tormentor - Ajanta Mendis
Meera Bhai - Harbajan Singh
Ganji Hanger - Sanjay Bangar
Mr. Batlivala - Vijay Mallaya
Bevdaa - Jessie Ryder
Re-Peter - Kevin Peterson
Peter Ka Beta – Kevin Pietersen
RVR Singh - VRV Singh
Sandy Baddy Babe - Mandira Bedi
Dhakkan coach-Darren Lehmann
Lady Jaya = Mahela Jayawardene
Arnold Power = Ramesh Powar
Springbok = Charl Langeveldt
Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma
Kishen Kanhaiya= Ravi Shastri
Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne
Sultan of Tweak - Shane Warne
Pedophile Priest - Adam Gilchrist
RDB - Ranadeb Bose
Shakespeare - Aakash Chopra
Sparrow / Parrott - Glenn McGrath
Very Very Special Friend Ram - VVS Laxman
Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar
Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler - Ajit Agarkar
Buddhiman Baba= Wriddhiman Saha
Sticky Something= Ricky Ponting
Dewar=Rahul Dravid
Big Mac= Mathew Hayden
Chhota Chetan= Cheteshwar Pujara
Panty Curry= Robin Uthapa
Chinnu Popli= Bharat Chipli/Sreevats Goswami
Chikna Pussy= David Hussey
Chirkut Teli= Viraat Kohli
Bubban= Arindam Ghosh
Darwaan of Patiala= Tom Moody
Vakil Saab= Kumar Sangakkara
Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi
Cool Dude= Mahendra Singh Dhoni

Boy George= Joy Bhattacharya(KKR Team Director)
Bubblies= Kings IX Punjab
Dhakkans= Daccan Chargers
Rajpoots= Rajasthan Royals
Bevdaas Team - Bangalore Royal Challengers
Chatterjee Kaku= ?