PM's Speech - short & sweet

Sorry, I know - we didn't do too well

The companies which give us dividends won't have any money to give next year - so we need to make sure we have enough money to spend for running the parliament - no cost cutting there you see...

It's not too much of a hike - we didn't know oil prices would increase - we were watching it climb from 40 to 130 before we realized its too late.

We don't have a conservation policy but ... You should all save - petrol, water, energy, we (MPs) can't afford to save - its our birth right to waste

States should reduce taxes - see ;-) .. BJP is in 12 states, lets see how many states reduce - we tell you - they aren't any good

We couldn't pass the nuclear deal - because we want to be in power, we are getting kicked Left and Right!

We know you are a honest man sir, please do justice to yourself