Thanks to Anonymous Reader
Manmohan Singh to Bush : We're sending Indians to moon next year!
Bush : Wow !! How many ??
Singh: Total 100 !!
25 OBC, 20 SC, 15 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports personnals n 2 Kashmiri migrants, 8 politicians, 18 General and if possible 2 Astronaouts !!