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Showing posts with label IPL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IPL. Show all posts

Friday, March 12, 2010

Saturday, May 09, 2009

OffTopic - The Fake IPL Player Names Database


Aaila = Tendulkar
Appam Chutiya = Sreesanth (no price for guessing this one!)
Babli = Preity Zinta
Badshah/ Vinnie /Dildo = SRK
Batliwala = Vijay Mallya
Original Bevdaa = Ryder
Bevdaas = Royal Challengers Bangalore
Bhookha naan = Buchanan
Big Brother = Raj Kundra
Big Mac = Mathew Hayden
Big sis = Shilpa Shetty
Boy George = Joy Bhattacharya
Bublee = Preity Zinta
Buddhiman Baba = Wriddhiman Saha
Bunty = Ness Wadia
Bubaan = Arindam Ghosh
Calypso = Chris Gayle
Castro = Fidel Edwards
Chikna Pussy = David Hussey
Chinnu Popli = S Goswami
Chirkut Teli = V.Kohli
Cool Dude =Dhoni
Dewar = Rahul Dravid
Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody
Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar
Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma
Kishan Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri
Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie = Sourav Gangly
Lady Jaya = Jayawardene
Little John = Ishant Sharma
Little sis = Shamita Shetty
Mangal Pandey = Laxmiratan Shukla
Meera Bhai = Bhaji
Paedophile priest = Gilchrist
Pamela Indersingh/ RVR Singh = VRV Singh
Prince of Patiala = Yuvraaj
RDB = Ranadeb Bose
Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi
Sandy Maddy Babe = Mandira Bedi
Shakespeare = Akash Chopra
Sheikh/ Shaikh of Tweak = Shane Warne
Skipper = McCullum
Springbock = Morne Van Wyck
Sticky something = Ricky Ponting
Style bhai Spinner = Murali Karthik
Vakil Saab = Kumara Sangakkara
Very Very Special Ram = VVS Laxman

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Poll Results - IPL ya Elections


IPL 39 (20.x%)

Elections 105 (54.x%)

Both at the same time! 50 (25.x%)


Don't know how many of the 54% actually watch/enjoy/love/live cricket - but its a big disappointment for the rest of the 46%

India Paramilitary Forces is probably the world's largest consisting of 1 million forces

Indian Army is the second largest in the world.

Not sure how big is the Indian Police Force

With all this, you cant give security to your visitors and citizens

BREAKING - IPL out of India


The second season of the Indian Premier League will not be held in India. At the BCCI working commitee meeting today in Mumbai, a decison is believed to have arrived at, to stage the tournament outside the country, due to extraordinary circumstances.

People - migrate to some other country - your govt can't provide visitors or you any security

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Polls - IPL ya Elections


What do you want ?

IPL or Elections or both at the same time!

Vote in the right side of this Poll and let us know.

Is it the responsibility of the Govt to provide security rather than shying away and asking for IPL to be postponed/rescheduled

Note: IPL cannot be postponed with the current ICC schedule. So, it has to be cancelled.